Update, June 2nd: I am now working full-time at my amusement-park job, and will (unfortunately) probably not be able to post much, if at all, between now and Labor Day. New reviews will begin to appear in September, however.

Addendum, July 18th: As you can see below, I’ve found time (on my weekly day off) to piece together at least one new review over the past month-and-a-half.